Kim Kardashian’s step brother Brody Jenner didn’t attend her lavish wedding because his girlfriend wasn’t invited, which is pretty awkward.
What’s even more awkward is the fact that he attended Kim’s ex boyfriend Reggie Bush’s wedding yesterday. Shade much?
Naturally Kim went through a number of different emotions which I have collected for you and will now present in: The 18 stages of realising your step-brother went to your ex’s wedding and not yours.
Sorry what am I looking at?
Is that Brody?
Yeah, yeah I’m ok. Let me just swallow the vomit that’s trying to escape from my mouth.
I am so fricking pissed
They’re not even real friends.
Why would they invite Brody? No one even knows what he does. Do you know what he does?
She look like a slut, who poses like that on their wedding day?!
And why is Reggie wearing a bow tie?
They had burgers at their wedding. I love food!
Do you think they talked about me? Find out if they talked about meeee!!!
Why would he get married two months after me? Why didn’t he marry me. Why is she wearing a white dress? She’s not even a virgin.
Theres a story in the Daily Mail about their wedding?! Mum tell them to remove it.
Am I hideous is that why he didn’t marry me?
Wait am I hideous? *takes selfie*
Phew. I’m still hot.
Babe, lets post a selfie together so everyone can see that I don’t care about Reggie marrying that thot.